Are you watching tonight’s GOP debate? Are you excited to hear what Donald Trump is going to say? Are you a dog?
Then this is for you:
The Mr. Trump is made by PETWONE, a China-based company that provides monthly shipments of dog toys and clothes. “Your dog will love The Dognald’s reinforced seams, perfect for tough debates,” the product description reads. “And, you’ll never hear this plush guy squeak. Squeaking is for wimps.”
Unlike Trump’s catchphrases, the Dognald is available in limited quantity. As for tonight, we’ll be live-blogging the action.